Thursday, April 21, 2016

Lessons from Marvel's Agents of SHIELD

Lesson #1: If you want to look bad-ass, jump out of a mother-fucking plane.

The best speeches are the ones in front of open bay doors at 30,000 feet.

Lesson #2: If you want to look like a soul-less douchebag, keep helping the guy who just life sucked your daughter.

I will admit, evil struts better than good.

Lesson #3: NEVER assume your team will have anything having to do with Phil Coulson "taken care of quickly" unless your team contains at least two Avengers.  Maybe three.

Never go up against Phil Coulson.  It's only slightly less well known than "never go up against a Sicilian."

Lesson #4: There are never enough leather clad emergency rescue teams. 

 Cause SHIELD always rescues in style.

Lesson #5: Do not FUCK with Fitz.  That man is scary when he's cornered.

And then you go blind.

Lesson #6: It's totes adorbs when people become bilingual because they have a crush. 

 SOOOOO cute.

Lesson #7: Having a relationship between spies is really never gonna work.

Daisy, you vile betrayer.

Lesson #8: Relationships between SCIENTIST spies, however, IS THE BEST THING EVER.

 Squeeeeeeeeee!!!!


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