Arrow: All the Feels

Wow, crazy psycho lady can sing.

 You give love a bad name.

You know, if they really want the reveal of the returning villain's face to have impact, they shouldn't tease her in the "previously on Arrow" section.

Dude.  Felicity.  Your manic need to organize is clearly a cover for things you need to say.  Why not just let it all out now, so that you don't drive those poor movers crazy?

 I make the same face whenever I insert my foot in my mouth.

This scene is actually filling me with sadness. 
A lot of sadness.
Stop it, Arrow, I don't wanna be sad.

AHAHAHAH!!! That tunnel has little oil lamps in it, that somehow still have perfectly flammable oil in them, despite the fact that it's been hidden away for--presumably--a very long time.  Now THAT'S some practical magic right there.

Ten bucks says someone picks up that stone thing and everything around them 

starts turning to lava and they have to be saved by a magic flying carpet.

That awkward moment when you have to tell all your friends that you've broken up.  Too real.

Ouch.  OUCH!  So many pointed references to the futility of love.  OWWWWWWW!!!! STOP PRODDING ME IN MY TENDER PLACES, DAMNIT.

So, yeah, obviously we all see where this is going, right?  Oliver and Felicity are going to be one of her high profile couples.  And there will come a moment when they'll look at each other--hearts in their eyes--and confess that, whatever their other issues, they love each other deeply.

DON'T LIE, CUPID.  NO ONE LIKES THE SLEEVELESS.

 We all love your hair, though.  It's scarlet perfection.

Lolz.  Felicity, I love you.  Keep being bitter.  You ain't gotta be happy just cause other people are freaking out.

Okay, they're trying real hard, but there is no way to make that generic factory that they use for everything look like a wedding dress retailer if they keep shooting it at this angle.

 "What should we do with the racks?"

"I dunno.  Just kinda push them around.  That seems like a 

sensible way to store things in a warehouse."

"Looks a little bare."

"That's okay, we can hang some sides of beef off in the corner to fill up the space."

AHAHAHAHAAH!!!!  This is like... the plots that Beth and I used to come up with in our preteen years, back when we were old enough to like romance but still young enough to play pretend. 
"So, what if the bad guy is killing couples?"
"Yeah!  But, like, married couples."
"Oh, yeah, so then they HAVE to get married, like, as bait."
"Yeah!  But then they'll totally kiss at the wedding."
"Yeah."
"Yeah."

Owwwwwwwwwww... I object to all these feels.  

Sure, you've got the men and guns, but he's got the rugged good looks, and the show is named after him.  I'm thinking Oliver is gonna be okay.

Oliver.  You have earpieces.  Why are you hiding your mic in your cuff when lifting your cuff to your mouth is such a dead giveaway?

Felicity's hair is on point.  I need to learn how to do those kinds of rolls.

So, (a) Oliver is holding that arrow in a super weird way and (b) Felicity isn't crying, so I'm thinking he caught it and only pretended to let it shoot him.

Oh.  Kevlar.  That makes sense, too.

"Now we have guns, too."  

I like her.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  DON'T DO IT, FELICITY!!!!

Yes, yes, Damien Dark, so scarey... WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!  OLLICITY IS BROKEN!!!