Saturday, November 14, 2015

Arrow 4x03

Stephen Amell's acting is getting better, but his voice over for the intro is still mind numbingly awful.
I hate to break it to you, John, but varsity track was a LONG ass time ago...
Dude, have you ever tried to hold on to a tooth?  Even a loose one?  Those fuckers are slippery.  You can't just pull a fucking tooth from someone's mouth without pliers or anything.

Malcolm and Nissa would make such a good power couple.   I mean, if they weren't both gay. 
Hey, so, how come that hive guy didn't kill John?  Twice?  I mean, there was an obvious available shot, and he didn't take it.
I love how bad guys don't duck just cause there's gunfire all around them.  They're like "Fuck you.  I'm too evil to cower."
Dude, Ollie has lost his edge.  He's getting is ass kicked by every two bit villain to come down the pipe.  Maybe he needs to stop banging Felicity.  She's clearly bad for his potency.
"Can't you be a normal dad?  Don't you have any NORMAL, fatherly advice?!"
"No, but I got some weird mystical shit that might not involve killing anyone."
"Good enough."
(the best part is that I actually wrote this before finishing that scene.  DAMN I'm good.  I should be a writer for this show.)
I take it back.  Felicity's new code name should be "Mommy"
Ooooohhh... Creepy Daddy love.  Okay, 50/50... option 1, Ras doesn't count as the person who "hurt" her, Oliver does, because Oliver is the one who put her in the pit.  Option 2, Malcolm is now the new Ras, and Thea can rid herself of the blood lust by killing him. 
He is a bad man.  A bad, bad, bad man.  He keeps trying to buy Thea's love, and every move he makes puts more guilt on her soul.  What a bad father.
Someone needs to teach that woman to fight.  If she's gonna hang around with dangerous people who insist on doing dangerous things that are gonna have her ass on the line, she needs to be able to do more than spray and pray.  OPEN YOUR EYES FELICITY!
Poor Sarah.  They brought her back from the afterlife and made her rabid.  That's some fucked up shit right there.

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