Supergirl 1x01

OH SHIT SON, THAT IS DEAN CAIN!!!!

I love how much of a bitch Calista Flockheart is.  I really hope she keeps it up.

Oh, that pretty, tall man just smiled at you.  He's very pretty.  And very tall.  You could fly right on up there and give him a kiss.

Oh, but apparently he's totally in love with Superman.  Nevermind.  Go kiss Jeremy Jordan instead.  He's pretty, too, even though he isn't so tall.

What kind of fucking lame ass person stops FLYING just so they can be normal?  That shit is fucked up.  Supergirl, you disappoint me.

Also, learn to answer a question without stammering.  I am gonna punch you in the face, otherwise.  You might not be able to feel it, but I will do it anyway.  You are embarrassing women as a whole.

DUDE!  Don't break your SISTER!

Awwww... Jimmy, look at you with your backhanded inspirational speeches.

"Nice for my daughter to have someone like that to look up to."  Yeah.  Be even better if she wasn't such a damn dishrag.

Faster than a speeding bullet, sure, but not a speeding dart gun.

HOW ARE HER EARS PIERCED?  HOW IS THAT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?  DID SHE DIG THROUGH THEM WITH HER OWN FUCKING FINGERNAILS?

To be fair, I think ANYONE flying around in a red skirt is hard to ignore.

Really?  You're like, the most powerful being on the planet (maybe #2, if Superman is stronger than you) and you're gonna cat fight with your sister?  Really?

Okay.  I'm gonna break with convention here and say I actually like how they dealt with the whole nomenclature issue.  I mean, they could hardly have called her anything else.  But having a hoity bitch brand her, instead of having her actually pick that as her OWN name, is so much better.

Although immediately having a man come to her rescue is NOT.

No matter how pretty he is.

OMG.  Can someone please teach that tiny little actress how to throw a punch?

Okay, but I'm okay with her getting rescued by her bad ass human sister.  That's fine.

NO.  NO.  NO NO NO.  BAD WRITERS.  You do not take the awesome big sister who just saved her little sister's ass, even though her little sister is a freaking SUPERHERO, and then make it all about jealousy.  Seriously, fuck you writing team.

Ugh.  This is some bullshit tugging-on-the-heart-strings nonsense, and it's not even well acted.

How did SHE start it?  I mean, it's not like she made any conscious decisions about going into the phantom zone or exiting it.  It was an accident--which she slept through.

God she's such a whiner.  First she pretends to give up, then 10 seconds later she ACTUALLY gives up.  Where's her backbone?

Oh no, you' ARE calling it the superfriends.  Cisco and Jeremy Jordan got together and decided.

Why do they keep saying "HE" instead of Superman, or Clark, or even Kal-El?  What is he, motherfucking Voldemort?

Is James trying to get her to fly away so he can look up her dress?

Okay.  This show is terrible.  It's as terrible as Arrow was when it first started.  And, to boot, the heroine isn't even bad ass.  I object.  I particularly object because obviously I'm going to keep watching it.